You died in the middle of Sapidus Sweets' "Donut 'til You Drop"

Like Connie Sapidus didn't have enough on her plate already. So she runs an eating contest to help raise money for that little sweet shop that's been going down the drain since her husband died, and your heart attack ass had to come in and ruin everything. You ate like what, ten? with that last one kind of hanging out of your mouth at the end there, and didn't they always say you'd die like this but you didn't even make it into double digits really so there's nothing to be proud of here. Your doctor said it. Didn't he say it? Eating your lard ass to death isn't going to get your kids back on weekends is what he said.